1 00:00:52,139 --> 00:00:54,489 [barking] 2 00:01:09,112 --> 00:01:12,122 [Jacqueline] Before Sister Bertrille came to Convent San Tanco, 3 00:01:12,289 --> 00:01:14,159 Sister Sixto used to go to the fish market 4 00:01:14,335 --> 00:01:15,945 and return with fish. 5 00:01:16,119 --> 00:01:17,559 Now that Sister Bertrille has been assigned 6 00:01:17,729 --> 00:01:19,299 to accompany her, 7 00:01:19,470 --> 00:01:21,390 there's no telling what they'll bring back. 8 00:01:21,559 --> 00:01:22,779 Look, there's Carlos. 9 00:01:24,780 --> 00:01:26,830 Hey, maybe after we're finished shopping, 10 00:01:26,999 --> 00:01:28,959 he'll give us a lift back to the convent in his car. 11 00:01:29,132 --> 00:01:30,222 I wouldn't mind being lifted. 12 00:01:30,394 --> 00:01:33,144 It's 3 miles as the crow fleas. 13 00:01:33,310 --> 00:01:34,880 No, that "flies." 14 00:01:35,051 --> 00:01:37,711 Fleas are those tiny insects that you find on animals. 15 00:01:37,880 --> 00:01:39,930 I thought those were flies. 16 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:42,100 Well, they are flies... 17 00:01:42,276 --> 00:01:43,486 Yes? 18 00:01:43,668 --> 00:01:45,538 It's very complicated. 19 00:02:05,473 --> 00:02:07,173 Sister Sixto, look at that. 20 00:02:07,344 --> 00:02:08,874 I don't think the Reverend Mother 21 00:02:09,041 --> 00:02:11,041 would want I should look. 22 00:02:15,787 --> 00:02:17,827 You know, she looks familiar to me. 23 00:02:18,007 --> 00:02:19,487 I thought she was Charlie Chaplin 24 00:02:19,661 --> 00:02:21,141 until she took off her mustache. 25 00:02:25,362 --> 00:02:27,152 Sabrina! [gasps] 26 00:02:27,321 --> 00:02:29,021 It's H.H. Who? 27 00:02:29,192 --> 00:02:30,722 Harold Harmon, my producer. Come on, let's get out of here. 28 00:02:30,889 --> 00:02:32,369 Oh, yes. 29 00:02:32,543 --> 00:02:34,073 [Harold] Sabrina, wait! I have to talk to you! 30 00:02:34,241 --> 00:02:37,071 I must talk to you, darling! 31 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:39,900 Sabrina! 32 00:02:40,072 --> 00:02:41,942 That's who it is. It's Sabrina Lewis. 33 00:02:42,118 --> 00:02:43,468 Sabrina Lewis. The movie star? 34 00:02:43,641 --> 00:02:44,901 Yes. No! 35 00:02:45,077 --> 00:02:46,427 Oh, I wish I could get a closer look. 36 00:02:46,601 --> 00:02:48,521 You could if you were a good swimmer. 37 00:02:48,690 --> 00:02:50,390 Sister Sixto, why don't you go buy the fish? 38 00:02:50,561 --> 00:02:52,041 I'll meet you back here in about 10 minutes. 39 00:02:52,215 --> 00:02:54,995 Where are you going? To get a closer look. 40 00:03:15,151 --> 00:03:16,241 What was that? 41 00:03:16,413 --> 00:03:17,723 What's what? 42 00:03:17,893 --> 00:03:19,333 Well, don't you see? 43 00:03:19,503 --> 00:03:22,643 Si,I see. I see you, I see the sea. 44 00:03:22,811 --> 00:03:25,031 So, what else is there to see? 45 00:03:28,817 --> 00:03:29,727 I think I'm flipping. 46 00:03:29,905 --> 00:03:31,725 [speaking in Spanish] 47 00:03:52,579 --> 00:03:54,189 I mean, we cannot leave Mr. Harmon 48 00:03:54,364 --> 00:03:55,584 standing on the dock forever. 49 00:03:55,757 --> 00:03:58,057 Forget about Mr. Harmon. 50 00:03:58,238 --> 00:04:00,588 Okay. Now what about Spencer? 51 00:04:00,762 --> 00:04:02,462 Forget about Spencer. 52 00:04:02,633 --> 00:04:05,073 But he's your fiance. 53 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:08,065 At least give him a chance to explain himself. 54 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:11,288 Do you think that that girl meant anything to him? 55 00:04:11,468 --> 00:04:13,468 Believe me, she was nothing. 56 00:04:13,644 --> 00:04:16,564 Well, did you date her, too? 57 00:04:16,733 --> 00:04:19,873 He loves you. He's very upset. 58 00:04:20,042 --> 00:04:22,042 Only because I walked off the picture 59 00:04:22,218 --> 00:04:24,868 and he's afraid he might lose the best part he ever had. 60 00:04:25,047 --> 00:04:27,477 Oh, no. That's not what he told me. 61 00:04:27,658 --> 00:04:31,838 He would turn in his mother for a good close-up. 62 00:04:32,010 --> 00:04:33,750 That is an unmitigated lie. 63 00:04:33,925 --> 00:04:36,225 You rat! I might have known it. 64 00:04:36,406 --> 00:04:38,446 [Carlos] Sabrina, be reasonable. 65 00:04:41,106 --> 00:04:42,326 [Carlos] Sabrina. 66 00:04:48,244 --> 00:04:50,514 Take the wheel. Swing her around. 67 00:04:50,681 --> 00:04:51,901 What for? 68 00:04:52,074 --> 00:04:53,994 Well, to rescue her, what do you think? 69 00:04:54,163 --> 00:04:55,383 Are you kidding? 70 00:04:55,556 --> 00:04:57,466 She was a stand-in for Esther Williams. 71 00:05:04,826 --> 00:05:07,386 Do you need any help, Miss Lewis? 72 00:05:25,368 --> 00:05:27,848 [Jacqueline] Just how Sister Bertrille maneuvered things 73 00:05:28,023 --> 00:05:29,423 so that Sabrina Lewis was taken 74 00:05:29,590 --> 00:05:31,770 to Convent San Tanco to recuperate 75 00:05:31,940 --> 00:05:33,640 was never very clear. 76 00:05:33,811 --> 00:05:35,941 But the presence of such a celebrated person 77 00:05:36,118 --> 00:05:38,688 didn't do much for our work schedule. 78 00:05:38,860 --> 00:05:41,990 And I'm afraid I was as guilty as the others. 79 00:05:42,167 --> 00:05:46,347 Sister Sixto, that's not very nice. 80 00:05:46,520 --> 00:05:47,740 How'd she look? 81 00:05:47,912 --> 00:05:49,572 Beautiful. 82 00:05:49,740 --> 00:05:53,140 just like when she was dying in the Seven Faces Of Sin. 83 00:05:54,484 --> 00:05:57,924 Oh, Sister, how can I ever thank you? 84 00:05:58,096 --> 00:06:01,536 Oh. How can I thank you, Miss Lewis? 85 00:06:01,709 --> 00:06:04,759 I mean-- I mean, it was really a privilege to save you. 86 00:06:04,929 --> 00:06:08,019 Reverend Mother, I, uh, 87 00:06:08,193 --> 00:06:10,853 I've been hesitant about telling you this, 88 00:06:11,022 --> 00:06:13,112 but I--I guess it must have been 89 00:06:13,285 --> 00:06:15,155 when I was going down for the third time, I... 90 00:06:15,331 --> 00:06:16,941 I had a vision. 91 00:06:17,115 --> 00:06:18,725 A vision? Yes. 92 00:06:18,900 --> 00:06:21,950 A beautiful angel, all in white, 93 00:06:22,120 --> 00:06:23,820 descending from the heavens, 94 00:06:23,992 --> 00:06:26,822 with her arms stretching out to me. 95 00:06:26,995 --> 00:06:30,385 Miss Lewis, when one is in such an extreme situation, 96 00:06:30,564 --> 00:06:33,394 one is likely to imagine things. 97 00:06:33,567 --> 00:06:36,917 Oh, well, I'm sure that's true. It's just... 98 00:06:37,092 --> 00:06:38,492 The interesting thing is, 99 00:06:38,659 --> 00:06:40,969 she looked exactly like Sister Bertrille. 100 00:06:42,358 --> 00:06:45,268 Well, isn't that funny? Yes. 101 00:06:45,448 --> 00:06:48,968 Somewhere out there there's an angel who looks just like me. 102 00:06:49,147 --> 00:06:51,147 I mean-- I mean, that's the first time 103 00:06:51,323 --> 00:06:53,723 anyone's accused me of being an angel, right? 104 00:06:53,891 --> 00:06:57,201 I would say that's a fair statement, yes. 105 00:06:57,373 --> 00:06:58,813 Do you know something? 106 00:06:58,983 --> 00:07:01,773 You remind me of my reverend mother. 107 00:07:01,943 --> 00:07:03,073 Your... 108 00:07:04,293 --> 00:07:06,253 Miss Lewis, 109 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:08,726 you were a nun? But, of course. 110 00:07:08,906 --> 00:07:11,256 Didn't you see me in The Cross and the Fire? 111 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:15,301 Oh. Yes, yes. Yes, I did. 112 00:07:15,478 --> 00:07:17,998 You were very impressive, Miss Lewis. 113 00:07:18,176 --> 00:07:20,786 Well, Miss Lewis, I--I will leave you two alone for now. 114 00:07:20,962 --> 00:07:23,312 Oh, well, thank you, Reverend Mother. 115 00:07:28,535 --> 00:07:32,275 Sister, I--I seem to be a bit confused. 116 00:07:34,802 --> 00:07:37,942 Where did you come from exactly? 117 00:07:38,109 --> 00:07:40,759 I mean, I don't remember seeing your boat. 118 00:07:40,938 --> 00:07:42,678 Well, I wasn't in a boat. 119 00:07:42,853 --> 00:07:45,383 You were swimming that far out to sea? 120 00:07:45,552 --> 00:07:49,032 Not exactly. Sort of. 121 00:07:49,207 --> 00:07:51,297 Anyway, it was nice I was in the neighborhood. 122 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:53,431 Well... 123 00:07:53,603 --> 00:07:58,483 These flowers that your fiance sent you are just gorgeous. 124 00:07:58,652 --> 00:08:01,662 If I know him, he probably charged them to the studio. 125 00:08:01,829 --> 00:08:03,739 He certainly has a great voice. 126 00:08:03,918 --> 00:08:05,438 He called twice this morning. 127 00:08:05,615 --> 00:08:06,915 Aren't you even gonna talk to him? 128 00:08:07,095 --> 00:08:09,265 I doubt it. No, my dear. 129 00:08:09,445 --> 00:08:13,835 I'm sorry to have to shock you this way. 130 00:08:14,015 --> 00:08:16,185 But you have no idea what my life is like. 131 00:08:16,365 --> 00:08:19,015 I'm so alone. With all these friends? 132 00:08:19,194 --> 00:08:22,334 Friends? Friends? Parasites, you mean. 133 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:26,202 People who are only interested in what they have to gain. 134 00:08:26,375 --> 00:08:28,455 No, I'd rather... 135 00:08:28,638 --> 00:08:31,378 I'd rather have a single wildflower 136 00:08:31,554 --> 00:08:33,734 tendered by the hand of a simple peasant 137 00:08:33,904 --> 00:08:36,394 than all of this gaudy display. 138 00:08:39,388 --> 00:08:40,778 And then she said, 139 00:08:40,955 --> 00:08:43,215 "I would rather have a single wildflower 140 00:08:43,392 --> 00:08:45,442 "tendered by the hand of a simple peasant 141 00:08:45,612 --> 00:08:48,222 "than all of this gaudy display." 142 00:08:48,397 --> 00:08:50,227 Oh, it's just like watching one of her movies. 143 00:08:50,399 --> 00:08:52,099 Sister Bertrille, that was from one of her movies. 144 00:08:52,270 --> 00:08:53,660 What? 145 00:08:53,837 --> 00:08:56,097 The one about the queen who gives up her throne. 146 00:08:58,102 --> 00:08:59,502 [Jacqueline] In the week that followed, 147 00:08:59,669 --> 00:09:01,849 Sabrina Lewis really threw herself 148 00:09:02,019 --> 00:09:03,369 into the spirit of convent life, 149 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:05,283 as she saw it. 150 00:09:05,457 --> 00:09:07,847 In Panavision and Vistascope. 151 00:09:08,025 --> 00:09:09,505 When, to be hospitable, 152 00:09:09,679 --> 00:09:11,859 Reverend Mother invited her to say grace, 153 00:09:12,029 --> 00:09:13,679 Sabrina eagerly accepted. 154 00:09:15,163 --> 00:09:17,303 Bless us, O Lord 155 00:09:17,469 --> 00:09:20,689 and these thy gifts, which we are about to receive 156 00:09:20,864 --> 00:09:24,044 from thy bounty through Christ our Lord. 157 00:09:24,215 --> 00:09:25,995 Amen. 158 00:09:26,174 --> 00:09:29,184 The way Sabrina prayed, we really expected an answer. 159 00:09:40,667 --> 00:09:43,837 One day, Sabrina asked to see Sister Estella. 160 00:09:44,018 --> 00:09:45,798 The reason we were all so surprised is that 161 00:09:45,976 --> 00:09:48,366 Sister Estella spoke no English. 162 00:09:48,544 --> 00:09:50,854 Later we got the explanation. 163 00:09:53,854 --> 00:09:56,424 Sabrina had figured out that Sister Estella 164 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:58,636 was just her size. 165 00:09:58,815 --> 00:10:00,335 What followed next 166 00:10:00,512 --> 00:10:03,172 shouldn't have been a surprise, but it was. 167 00:10:03,341 --> 00:10:05,651 Well, from the looks of this breakfast tray, Miss Lewis, 168 00:10:05,822 --> 00:10:07,522 I'd say you were fully recovered. 169 00:10:07,694 --> 00:10:09,394 And that means you'll probably be leaving us soon 170 00:10:09,565 --> 00:10:11,175 and going back to work, huh? 171 00:10:11,349 --> 00:10:14,219 Which will probably be a great relief to your boyfriend. 172 00:10:14,396 --> 00:10:15,746 Did I mention that the last time he called 173 00:10:15,919 --> 00:10:17,229 and you wouldn't talk to him, 174 00:10:17,399 --> 00:10:19,919 he told me your producer was going to sue you? 175 00:10:20,097 --> 00:10:24,357 Sister Bertrille, I would like you to be the first to know. 176 00:10:24,536 --> 00:10:27,056 I have decided to become a nun. 177 00:10:31,674 --> 00:10:32,944 Does that surprise you? 178 00:10:33,110 --> 00:10:35,240 No. 179 00:10:35,417 --> 00:10:38,327 But have you thought about this carefully, Miss Lewis? 180 00:10:38,507 --> 00:10:40,987 I mean, it's not something you just decide just like that. 181 00:10:41,162 --> 00:10:42,772 My dear, I've thought of nothing else. 182 00:10:42,946 --> 00:10:46,516 I've just never known such inner peace and tranquility. 183 00:10:46,689 --> 00:10:49,209 Now I am sure that this is what I must do. 184 00:10:49,387 --> 00:10:52,037 I'm afraid the decision isn't entirely up to you. 185 00:10:52,216 --> 00:10:54,306 You can petition, but you have to be accepted. 186 00:10:54,479 --> 00:10:56,309 And you might not be. 187 00:10:56,481 --> 00:10:58,141 With my credits? 188 00:11:03,358 --> 00:11:05,398 I'm sorry, Miss Lewis, but I don't think 189 00:11:05,577 --> 00:11:07,007 that's what the Reverend Mother considers 190 00:11:07,188 --> 00:11:09,628 when she interviews an applicant. 191 00:11:09,799 --> 00:11:11,669 Oh, there's an interview? 192 00:11:11,845 --> 00:11:13,665 Well, I'm very good at interviews. 193 00:11:13,847 --> 00:11:17,367 As a matter of fact, I was given a Golden Apple Award 194 00:11:17,546 --> 00:11:20,806 by the press for being the most cooperative. 195 00:11:20,984 --> 00:11:24,604 Now, tell me, what sort of questions will she ask? 196 00:11:24,771 --> 00:11:26,951 Oh, whether you're prepared to give up 197 00:11:27,121 --> 00:11:29,511 all worldly goods and earthly considerations. 198 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,339 To give up all thoughts of self. 199 00:11:31,516 --> 00:11:32,686 Things like that. 200 00:11:32,866 --> 00:11:35,646 To me, worldly goods 201 00:11:35,825 --> 00:11:37,385 are only a hollow mockery 202 00:11:37,566 --> 00:11:40,956 compared with the joy of devotion to others. 203 00:11:42,527 --> 00:11:45,747 How's that? Not bad. 204 00:11:45,922 --> 00:11:49,102 If you mean it. My dear, if I'm accepted, 205 00:11:49,273 --> 00:11:51,233 I would gladly give up everything. 206 00:11:51,406 --> 00:11:54,406 My cars, my jewels, my house, everything, 207 00:11:54,583 --> 00:11:56,673 and of course, my mortgage. 208 00:11:56,846 --> 00:11:59,756 Tell me, what other questions will the Reverend Mother ask? 209 00:11:59,936 --> 00:12:01,896 Oh, lots of things. 210 00:12:02,069 --> 00:12:05,419 Like for instance, she might ask, 211 00:12:05,594 --> 00:12:07,514 "Miss Lewis, 212 00:12:07,683 --> 00:12:10,293 "have you given any thought to how this might affect 213 00:12:10,468 --> 00:12:12,378 "your fiance and friends?" 214 00:12:12,557 --> 00:12:15,257 Well... "And before you answer, my child, 215 00:12:15,430 --> 00:12:18,560 "I suggest that you reflect carefully. 216 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:20,998 "For if you are motivated by the desire 217 00:12:21,175 --> 00:12:23,255 "to bring happiness to others, 218 00:12:23,438 --> 00:12:26,008 "how can you justify your decision 219 00:12:26,180 --> 00:12:29,270 "if it means grief to your loved ones? 220 00:12:29,444 --> 00:12:31,054 "Please understand, my child, 221 00:12:31,228 --> 00:12:35,098 "that as Mother Superior of Convent San Tanco, 222 00:12:35,276 --> 00:12:37,756 "I must voice these doubts. 223 00:12:37,931 --> 00:12:41,331 "And if I seem cold and unemotional to you, 224 00:12:41,499 --> 00:12:45,939 "it is only because of my inner warmth and radiance." 225 00:12:47,897 --> 00:12:52,117 I take this to be some form of rehearsal? 226 00:12:52,293 --> 00:12:54,733 Yes, Reverend Mother. 227 00:12:54,904 --> 00:12:56,434 And I think I just lost the part. 228 00:12:58,255 --> 00:12:59,995 Thank you. I'll clean up this in a minute. 229 00:13:03,826 --> 00:13:07,086 [Jacqueline] Reverend Mother wisely decided to grant Sabrina an interview 230 00:13:07,264 --> 00:13:08,924 and Sabrina made her pitch. 231 00:13:09,092 --> 00:13:10,832 Oh, petition. 232 00:13:11,007 --> 00:13:13,747 On film, Sabrina's performance would have been a cinch 233 00:13:13,923 --> 00:13:17,013 for the Academy Award for best actress in a starring role. 234 00:13:17,187 --> 00:13:19,927 But Reverend Mother withheld her vote. 235 00:13:20,103 --> 00:13:22,243 Miss Lewis, you present a very good case. 236 00:13:22,410 --> 00:13:24,630 And I respect your feelings, for I'm sure 237 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:27,114 they come from deep within you. Oh, yes. 238 00:13:27,284 --> 00:13:29,854 But you have been through a difficult period, 239 00:13:30,026 --> 00:13:31,676 and I am going to suggest 240 00:13:31,854 --> 00:13:36,474 that you reflect a little while longer and so will I. 241 00:13:36,641 --> 00:13:38,171 And then let us talk again. 242 00:13:41,690 --> 00:13:44,480 A nun? A nun. 243 00:13:44,649 --> 00:13:45,869 What kind of a nun? 244 00:13:46,042 --> 00:13:47,522 A nun, nun. 245 00:13:47,696 --> 00:13:49,436 Well, look, she can't do this. 246 00:13:49,611 --> 00:13:52,051 She's under contract to me. 247 00:13:52,222 --> 00:13:55,012 Listen, this may not be any of my business, but... 248 00:13:55,182 --> 00:13:56,402 Who is this? 249 00:13:56,574 --> 00:13:58,194 A friend, a dear friend. 250 00:13:58,359 --> 00:14:00,619 Do you think it's ethical to sue a girl 251 00:14:00,796 --> 00:14:03,146 just because she decides to become a nun? 252 00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:05,540 I am not suing her for that. 253 00:14:05,714 --> 00:14:08,544 I am suing her for breach of contract and damages. 254 00:14:08,717 --> 00:14:10,757 Look, just get her to finish that picture, 255 00:14:10,937 --> 00:14:13,367 then I don't care if she wants to become a bishop. 256 00:14:15,550 --> 00:14:16,940 And when I told her they were suing her 257 00:14:17,117 --> 00:14:18,767 for $2.5 million dollars, 258 00:14:18,945 --> 00:14:22,115 she raised her head, her eyes flashed, and she said "So what?" 259 00:14:22,296 --> 00:14:23,816 I wonder what picture that was from? 260 00:14:23,993 --> 00:14:25,393 I don't know, but to start a suit, 261 00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:26,780 they're gonna have to serve her with papers. 262 00:14:26,953 --> 00:14:28,523 And it's up to us to protect her. 263 00:14:28,693 --> 00:14:30,043 [knocking at door] 264 00:14:34,612 --> 00:14:36,352 Oh, hello. 265 00:14:36,527 --> 00:14:40,227 I collect stained glass windows with my camera. 266 00:14:40,401 --> 00:14:42,841 I wonder if it'd be all right if I took a picture of yours? 267 00:14:43,012 --> 00:14:44,452 Go right ahead. No, no, no. 268 00:14:44,622 --> 00:14:47,502 I meant from the inside with the light coming through? 269 00:14:53,022 --> 00:14:55,592 Say, I understand that movie star 270 00:14:55,764 --> 00:14:57,984 is staying here. Sabrina Lewis. 271 00:14:58,158 --> 00:14:59,638 That is correct. Uh-huh. 272 00:14:59,811 --> 00:15:02,901 Is it true that she's decided to become a nun? 273 00:15:04,729 --> 00:15:06,169 I think he's a process server. 274 00:15:06,340 --> 00:15:08,520 Why do you say that? Just a hunch. 275 00:15:08,690 --> 00:15:10,740 Gosh, I'd sure like to get a peek at her. 276 00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:13,650 Sabrina Lewis, that is. Do you suppose it'd be possible? 277 00:15:13,825 --> 00:15:15,775 [Ana] Oh, no, senor. [man] Oh. 278 00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:19,308 Sister Ana, you're not being at all hospitable. 279 00:15:19,483 --> 00:15:21,053 Why don't you take a look in the garden? 280 00:15:21,224 --> 00:15:23,534 Hah. You're very kind. 281 00:15:23,705 --> 00:15:26,355 That's what we're here for. If I do become a nun, 282 00:15:26,534 --> 00:15:28,324 my experience would make me the logical person 283 00:15:28,492 --> 00:15:29,752 to run the drama class. 284 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,969 Oh, Miss Lewis, this is for you. 285 00:15:32,148 --> 00:15:34,108 And this, my friend, is for you. Hey! 286 00:15:35,847 --> 00:15:37,367 What was all that about? 287 00:15:37,545 --> 00:15:39,455 Well, we just caught our first process server, 288 00:15:39,634 --> 00:15:41,244 thanks to Sister Bertrille's hunch. 289 00:15:41,418 --> 00:15:42,638 Well, how did you know? 290 00:15:42,811 --> 00:15:44,941 Simple matter of deduction combined 291 00:15:45,118 --> 00:15:47,158 with acute powers of observation. 292 00:15:47,337 --> 00:15:49,637 He was taking pictures with his lens cap on. 293 00:15:58,392 --> 00:15:59,612 Hi, Carlos. 294 00:15:59,784 --> 00:16:02,534 Oh, hi, Spence. How goes the war? 295 00:16:02,700 --> 00:16:05,230 Another process server shot down in the line of duty. 296 00:16:05,399 --> 00:16:06,699 But I think that H.H. 297 00:16:06,878 --> 00:16:08,358 has finally come up with a solution. 298 00:16:08,532 --> 00:16:10,402 And a very clever one. 299 00:16:10,578 --> 00:16:12,618 And that makes you happy, eh? Well, don't you see? 300 00:16:12,797 --> 00:16:14,187 Once Sabrina sees those papers, 301 00:16:14,364 --> 00:16:17,024 she'll realize how serious the situation is, 302 00:16:17,193 --> 00:16:19,243 and then she'll come to her senses. 303 00:16:19,413 --> 00:16:21,893 And what is this so clever solution? 304 00:16:22,068 --> 00:16:23,848 I'm not so sure if I should tell you. 305 00:16:24,026 --> 00:16:25,106 You and the sisters are pretty clubby. 306 00:16:25,288 --> 00:16:26,458 Well, don't tell me. 307 00:16:26,637 --> 00:16:28,157 No, no, no. It's too good. I've got to. 308 00:16:28,335 --> 00:16:31,765 He's sending an actor from the company up to the convent. 309 00:16:31,947 --> 00:16:34,077 What's so clever about that? 310 00:16:34,254 --> 00:16:35,694 Dressed as a priest? 311 00:16:42,914 --> 00:16:44,534 What's bothering you? 312 00:16:44,699 --> 00:16:47,439 Sister, all night I wrestled with my conscience, 313 00:16:47,615 --> 00:16:49,875 and I finally decided I couldn't tell you. 314 00:16:50,052 --> 00:16:51,312 But I decided that at least 315 00:16:51,488 --> 00:16:53,188 I have to tell you I can't tell you. 316 00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:56,100 So all I'm going to tell you is 317 00:16:56,276 --> 00:16:58,366 be careful. Of what? 318 00:16:58,539 --> 00:17:01,189 I just told you I can't tell you. 319 00:17:01,368 --> 00:17:03,278 You don't want me to betray Spencer's confidence, do you? 320 00:17:03,457 --> 00:17:04,757 It's something her fiance told you? 321 00:17:04,935 --> 00:17:06,285 I should bite my tongue. 322 00:17:06,460 --> 00:17:07,770 Don't ask me any more questions. 323 00:17:07,939 --> 00:17:10,679 Just be suspicious of any visitor, 324 00:17:10,855 --> 00:17:13,245 especially if he acts suspicious. 325 00:17:13,423 --> 00:17:15,033 Another process server? 326 00:17:15,208 --> 00:17:16,818 Please don't ask me any more questions. 327 00:17:16,992 --> 00:17:19,342 Boy, that's the fourth one they've tried to sneak in on us. 328 00:17:19,516 --> 00:17:20,776 Can you at least tell me if he's gonna be 329 00:17:20,952 --> 00:17:21,912 tall or short or fat or skinny or... 330 00:17:22,084 --> 00:17:23,264 What's the difference? 331 00:17:23,433 --> 00:17:25,913 Priests come in all sizes. 332 00:17:26,088 --> 00:17:28,788 Sister, please remember, I didn't tell you anything. 333 00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:31,140 I asked him. I said, "Is he gonna be tall or short..." 334 00:17:31,311 --> 00:17:32,441 [phone ringing] 335 00:17:32,616 --> 00:17:34,356 Wait till the Reverend Mother returns. 336 00:17:34,531 --> 00:17:35,401 She'll blow her toupe. 337 00:17:35,576 --> 00:17:37,056 Top. Her top, too. 338 00:17:37,230 --> 00:17:39,970 Sisters, when is Reverend Mother returning? 339 00:17:40,146 --> 00:17:42,236 Oh, who is it? A Father Duffy. 340 00:17:42,409 --> 00:17:44,449 He says he's an old friend of hers from the mainland. 341 00:17:44,628 --> 00:17:46,068 Well, just tell him that... 342 00:17:46,239 --> 00:17:47,279 Wait a minute. Maybe that's him. 343 00:17:47,457 --> 00:17:49,587 Him who? The process server. 344 00:17:53,289 --> 00:17:55,029 Hello. This is Sister Bertrille. 345 00:17:55,204 --> 00:17:56,814 I'm sorry, but the Reverend Mother 346 00:17:56,988 --> 00:17:58,288 won't be back till late this evening. 347 00:17:58,468 --> 00:18:00,208 Is there someplace she could call you? 348 00:18:00,383 --> 00:18:03,343 No. I--I I'm just passing through the island, you see. 349 00:18:03,517 --> 00:18:05,257 I only have an hour or two. 350 00:18:05,432 --> 00:18:06,742 I see. 351 00:18:06,911 --> 00:18:08,221 He's just passing through the island 352 00:18:08,391 --> 00:18:10,001 and only has an hour or two. 353 00:18:10,176 --> 00:18:12,476 Gee, that is a shame, Father. 354 00:18:12,656 --> 00:18:15,616 Well, I-- I've heard so much about San Tanco. 355 00:18:15,790 --> 00:18:17,490 Perhaps I should come out anyway. 356 00:18:17,661 --> 00:18:21,191 [whispering] He thinks he should come out anyway. 357 00:18:21,361 --> 00:18:23,971 Yes, definitely. By all means, do come out. 358 00:18:24,146 --> 00:18:26,496 And in the Reverend Mother's absence, 359 00:18:26,670 --> 00:18:29,200 we'll do our very best to make you welcome. 360 00:18:29,369 --> 00:18:31,719 Right. Goodbye. 361 00:18:33,416 --> 00:18:35,236 I will now entertain suggestions 362 00:18:35,418 --> 00:18:38,118 from the welcoming committee. 363 00:18:40,554 --> 00:18:42,474 Welcome to Convent San Tanco, Father Duffy. 364 00:18:42,643 --> 00:18:44,253 Won't you come in? 365 00:18:44,427 --> 00:18:46,167 I'm Sister Bertrille, and this is Sister Jacqueline. 366 00:18:46,342 --> 00:18:48,952 How do you do, Father? I'm pleased to meet you. 367 00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,908 It's so kind of you to ask me out here. 368 00:18:51,086 --> 00:18:53,086 The pleasure, believe me, is ours. 369 00:18:53,262 --> 00:18:55,352 Yes. It's lovely. 370 00:18:55,525 --> 00:18:57,525 I've heard so much about San Tanco. 371 00:18:57,701 --> 00:18:59,701 Oh, have you? 372 00:18:59,877 --> 00:19:01,307 I've also heard that you have 373 00:19:01,488 --> 00:19:03,578 a famous actress staying here with you. 374 00:19:03,751 --> 00:19:06,151 Yes, I bet you have. 375 00:19:06,319 --> 00:19:08,059 Would you like to meet her, Father? 376 00:19:08,234 --> 00:19:10,024 Yes, as a matter of fact I would. 377 00:19:10,192 --> 00:19:13,722 You see, I've always been quite a fan of hers. 378 00:19:13,891 --> 00:19:16,111 Uh, Father, before you arrived, 379 00:19:16,285 --> 00:19:17,715 Sister Bertrille and I were having an argument 380 00:19:17,895 --> 00:19:19,635 I'm sure you can settle. 381 00:19:19,810 --> 00:19:21,770 It was a matter of canon law. 382 00:19:21,943 --> 00:19:24,423 Why, I'm afraid I can't help you there. 383 00:19:24,598 --> 00:19:27,078 You see, I'm not a parish priest. 384 00:19:27,253 --> 00:19:29,433 I run a home for wayward girls. 385 00:19:37,741 --> 00:19:39,871 I'm telling you, you will regret it. 386 00:19:40,048 --> 00:19:41,958 I appreciate your feelings, but if I don't go up there 387 00:19:42,137 --> 00:19:44,567 and serve that summons, I'm an out-of-work actor. 388 00:19:44,748 --> 00:19:47,748 The sisters are very clever. You might not fool them. 389 00:19:47,925 --> 00:19:49,055 That's hardly likely. 390 00:19:49,231 --> 00:19:51,191 I've played priests in five pictures, 391 00:19:51,364 --> 00:19:53,844 a bishop twice. Once I even played a rabbi. 392 00:19:54,018 --> 00:19:55,668 Reformed, of course. 393 00:19:55,846 --> 00:19:58,846 It is better to be unemployed than to do a thing like this. 394 00:19:59,023 --> 00:20:01,033 Please, don't do it. Sorry. 395 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:04,030 If they find out, you can get prosecuted, you know. 396 00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:05,813 How could they find out? 397 00:20:05,987 --> 00:20:10,077 Well, one little slip. What kind of slip? 398 00:20:10,252 --> 00:20:11,782 The kind of slip I made 399 00:20:11,949 --> 00:20:15,079 when I told them to expect a phony priest. 400 00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:19,700 You know something? 401 00:20:19,870 --> 00:20:22,220 It's better to be unemployed than to do a thing like this. 402 00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:26,010 That's funny. I wonder why 403 00:20:26,181 --> 00:20:29,661 Sister Estella thought Miss Lewis was up here. 404 00:20:29,837 --> 00:20:32,317 Oh, but you must see our view from here. 405 00:20:32,492 --> 00:20:33,882 It's quite breathtaking. 406 00:20:34,058 --> 00:20:36,058 It has quite an impact, yes. 407 00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:37,845 My goodness. 408 00:20:38,019 --> 00:20:41,069 On a clear day, you can see St. Thomas. 409 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:42,500 Is that a fact? 410 00:20:42,676 --> 00:20:45,236 Yes, if you just get up a little bit higher. 411 00:20:48,159 --> 00:20:49,289 Oh, yes. 412 00:20:51,119 --> 00:20:53,949 I can see why you're so proud of... 413 00:20:58,909 --> 00:21:02,299 I'll tell someone to find Miss Lewis. 414 00:21:02,478 --> 00:21:04,258 The bell has a lovely sound. 415 00:21:04,437 --> 00:21:06,307 But why are they still ringing it? 416 00:21:06,482 --> 00:21:08,922 They're not. Eh? 417 00:21:09,093 --> 00:21:11,273 Maybe the Father would like a tidbitty? 418 00:21:11,444 --> 00:21:14,274 It's tidbit. A little tidbit is not a tidbitty? 419 00:21:14,447 --> 00:21:16,317 Would you care for a tortilla? 420 00:21:16,492 --> 00:21:17,622 Eh? 421 00:21:25,066 --> 00:21:27,456 Hot, huh? Good for the sinuses. 422 00:21:27,634 --> 00:21:29,034 Water. Water. 423 00:21:36,251 --> 00:21:39,041 There goes the vinegar for my hair rinse. 424 00:21:39,210 --> 00:21:41,340 Sister Ana, do you know where Miss Lewis is? 425 00:21:41,517 --> 00:21:42,687 Maybe that's enough. 426 00:21:42,866 --> 00:21:44,776 I can't chicken out now. Sister Ana? 427 00:21:44,955 --> 00:21:47,735 She's in there. Father Duffy, 428 00:21:47,915 --> 00:21:50,175 come right this way and I'll introduce you. 429 00:21:55,052 --> 00:21:56,622 Miss Lewis? There's someone out here 430 00:21:56,793 --> 00:21:58,143 who's dying to meet you. 431 00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:01,017 And I'm dying to meet him. 432 00:22:03,974 --> 00:22:06,504 Thank you. Oh, Miss Lewis, I... 433 00:22:12,896 --> 00:22:15,326 Have you all gone mad? 434 00:22:15,508 --> 00:22:18,418 Oh, Reverend Mother, how glad I am to see you. 435 00:22:18,598 --> 00:22:19,858 Father Duffy! 436 00:22:21,905 --> 00:22:23,515 Why didn't you let me chicken out? 437 00:22:27,433 --> 00:22:29,173 It is difficult to believe 438 00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:32,868 there could be some reasonable explanation for this. 439 00:22:33,047 --> 00:22:34,477 Let us hope there is. 440 00:22:34,657 --> 00:22:37,567 Reverend Mother, there is an explanation. 441 00:22:37,747 --> 00:22:39,397 But I think you'd save a lot of time 442 00:22:39,575 --> 00:22:41,315 if you just excommunicated us. 443 00:22:43,492 --> 00:22:45,672 Father Duffy, I-- 444 00:22:45,842 --> 00:22:48,282 I'm so sorry. 445 00:22:48,454 --> 00:22:50,414 I don't know what to say. 446 00:22:50,586 --> 00:22:52,756 You see, we thought you were a process server... 447 00:22:52,936 --> 00:22:56,846 My dear child, cherry pie is my favorite dessert. 448 00:22:57,027 --> 00:22:59,637 But usually I prefer to have it served on a plate. 449 00:23:14,828 --> 00:23:17,528 Perhaps you're right, Reverend Mother. 450 00:23:17,700 --> 00:23:19,920 I don't deny that I--I may have a tendency 451 00:23:20,094 --> 00:23:23,144 to over-dramatize things a bit. 452 00:23:23,314 --> 00:23:26,934 But I, I just can't get over the feeling that I was... 453 00:23:27,101 --> 00:23:29,061 I was called here. 454 00:23:29,233 --> 00:23:31,373 You mean your vision? 455 00:23:31,540 --> 00:23:34,590 Oh, yes, yes. It was so real. 456 00:23:34,761 --> 00:23:38,941 So--so moving. Yes. 457 00:23:39,113 --> 00:23:40,943 Well, Miss Lewis, 458 00:23:41,115 --> 00:23:43,065 I find that 459 00:23:43,247 --> 00:23:45,507 I cannot alter my conclusion 460 00:23:45,685 --> 00:23:47,595 that at this time, 461 00:23:47,774 --> 00:23:48,914 you would not be 462 00:23:49,079 --> 00:23:51,999 a suitable candidate for the novitiate. 463 00:23:55,825 --> 00:23:58,385 Miss Lewis, would you come here a moment, please? 464 00:23:59,655 --> 00:24:02,175 Is that the vision that you saw? 465 00:24:03,659 --> 00:24:04,879 [gasps] 466 00:24:05,052 --> 00:24:07,752 [Sabrina] Sister Bertrille? 467 00:24:07,924 --> 00:24:10,844 I hope that will help you resolve your conflict. 468 00:24:12,581 --> 00:24:14,631 Well, how does she do it? 469 00:24:14,801 --> 00:24:17,191 Well, as I understand it, it has 470 00:24:17,368 --> 00:24:20,808 something to do with aerodynamics. 471 00:24:20,981 --> 00:24:23,681 [Sabrina] It's amazing. 472 00:24:23,853 --> 00:24:27,203 [phone ringing] Excuse me just a moment. 473 00:24:29,772 --> 00:24:31,122 Hello? 474 00:24:31,295 --> 00:24:35,905 Oh, yes. Miss Lewis, it is your fiance. 475 00:24:36,083 --> 00:24:38,173 Shall I tell him that you are unavailable? 476 00:24:38,346 --> 00:24:40,696 Oh, no. No, no. I'll take it, Reverend Mother. 477 00:24:40,870 --> 00:24:43,350 Thank you. Thank you. Hello, Spence? 478 00:24:43,525 --> 00:24:46,825 Oh, darling. How are you? 479 00:24:48,661 --> 00:24:51,051 Spence, listen, I've got something to talk to you about. 480 00:24:51,228 --> 00:24:53,968 I have the greatest idea for a picture. 481 00:24:54,144 --> 00:24:56,154 Peter Pan in a nun's habit. 482 00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:58,760 Is that wild? 483 00:24:58,810 --> 00:25:03,360 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0